
Originally Posted by
Ghost
Retired!!

I thought being dead meant you already were retired
Me, I want to be sitting here in this chair staring at the screen like I am now.
I want to see if Clubber finally got some pussy;
Bilbo's organs haven't utterly failed, Diane is still a cool momma, POB is still a prick, CFH got inked up like a Samoan and is digging up people's bones, Dizaster has a collection of Realdolls

, Andre still doesn't make any sense, Miles is eating soup not made with dog meat, and Ghost is still under 1000 posts and lives in the arcade. By then I'll have roots growing out of me and into the chair and I'll look like Treeman
Also I want to be progressed enough to keep black mambas and papuan taipans in my snake collection; which will shortly be followed by my death; which I'm sure 80% on here look forward to

Also I want to have 100% of my upper body totally covered in tattoos so I can be as offensive as possible, and I'm about 60% there
And I want to be here because I figure in 5 years my mother will have finally lost the last few marbles rolling around in her head and that should be fun to see

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