where you want to be in 5 years?

[Kev]

Retired!!

I thought being dead meant you already were retired

Me, I want to be sitting here in this chair staring at the screen like I am now.

I want to see if Clubber finally got some pussy; Bilbo's organs haven't utterly failed, Diane is still a cool momma, POB is still a prick, CFH got inked up like a Samoan and is digging up people's bones, Dizaster has a collection of Realdolls, Andre still doesn't make any sense, Miles is eating soup not made with dog meat, and Ghost is still under 1000 posts and lives in the arcade. By then I'll have roots growing out of me and into the chair and I'll look like Treeman

Also I want to be progressed enough to keep black mambas and papuan taipans in my snake collection; which will shortly be followed by my death; which I'm sure 80% on here look forward to

Also I want to have 100% of my upper body totally covered in tattoos so I can be as offensive as possible, and I'm about 60% there

And I want to be here because I figure in 5 years my mother will have finally lost the last few marbles rolling around in her head and that should be fun to see

I should be ok, I'll make sure I live long enough to see my rivals like Amat off the site. To paraphrase Queen Bess I may have the body of a weak and feeble man but I have the sheer petty mindedness of a political correctness campaigner.

[amat]

Um.

Well I probably will be in some sort of graduate school of journalism somewhere. Preferrably here in Berkley or Oregon. Of course I'm not exactly looking forward to all that shcool, but that is what I want to do so I guess that is where I want to be. Actually by that point school really won't be so bad considering I know I'm actually going to use the stuff.

That's about it really.

[Gandalf]

My only goal is to not be eating soup made with dog meat.

I will probably be living in Korea 5 years later, the main difference between then and now is that I will never work evenings ever again. You could offer me gold nuggets and I would just throw them back at your head. I will never work evenings. I have a private tutors license here and a permanent residents visa status and I will use those to my advantage. I will lance myself out to companies for testing purposes (big business here) or else stay at home and let the rich kids come to me for lessons. No more working for the man. Just will not do that again.

And maybe by then there will be the pattering of a little ones feet. Thats a scary prospect but something the Mrs really wants so that might happen. My only concern about having a child is my preoccupation with linguistic development. I might analyse the language more than accepting my kid for what it is. Nah, just kidding there. Though linguistics is my thing.

Ive inherited a significant amount of land in the countryside so if it all goes pear shaped Ive always got the option to just retreat, and ultimately thats what I will do. Probably not in 5 years, but you never know when the armies might need to withdraw.

[ICB]

Married with two kids, having a good job, being an olympic gold medalist at boxing.

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[Saddo]

East Side Boxing Moderator.

hahahah do they even have mods hahahahah

[boozeboxer]

East Side Boxing Moderator.

hahahah do they even have mods hahahahah

I don't know. I just thought it sounded funny. I have never been over there.