Who is Gaspar Ortega and how good was he?

I bet if he was a Mexican porn star...you wouldn't want to know who he was.

"Ello...my huh-name his Gasper Horteca..."

Zip.
Flop.

All the ladies goe "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

GASP!!!

Yep...I'm drunk...& that was a bad joke...but if the sound effects had been right...you know that shat woulda been funny!