Have you ever !!!!!

[LEGION]

No, never tried that.

Hey Plopper, do you ever spunk on some of your fresh feces and then it eat it?

Never tried that Legion , you must have a sick mind to come up with that.

I'l be back soon, just off for a shit and a wank

Well with your normal sh#t eating program, coupled with this new thread about licking your own swimmers, I figured surely you must have combined the 2 things to attain pure bliss at one time or another

[BIG H]

I used to have a mate who's missus used to suck him off whilst he was having a sh1t. He used to call it a Choccie Chomp

[LEGION]

I used to have a mate who's missus used to suck him off whilst he was having a sh1t. He used to call it a Choccie Chomp

That is a devoted woman. Lol, choccie chomp

[Kev]

I've tasted I'll admit it.

It's not my favourite beverage and is best mixed with some jam as the taste on its own is a bit unpleasant.

Lingers in your throat too so need to clean your teeth afterwards.

[Plopeater]

I've tasted I'll admit it.

It's not my favourite beverage and is best mixed with some jam as the taste on its own is a bit unpleasant.

Lingers in your throat too so need to clean your teeth afterwards.

Top bloke, I can understand why birds aren;t big fans of it

[leftylee]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

[Plopeater]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

[kingfrnk]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

I agree 100% plopeater has to be one of the most disgusting people eating shit, tasteing sperm, eating shredded cheese off a mans cock WTF is wrong with you im almost sure you will never be married.

[ICB]

[Plopeater]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

[Kev]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

[LEGION]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

The more things change the more they stay the same

[Plopeater]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

Did you find out what was wrong or do you still have poopy sperm

[CountryBoy]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

Bilbo you have a lot of health problems huh

[Plopeater]

I used to have a mate who's missus used to suck him off whilst he was having a sh1t. He used to call it a Choccie Chomp

Is this bird single now and I wondered if she licked his arse clean