Have you ever !!!!!

[LEGION]

I used to have a mate who's missus used to suck him off whilst he was having a sh1t. He used to call it a Choccie Chomp

That is a devoted woman. Lol, choccie chomp

[Kev]

I've tasted I'll admit it.

It's not my favourite beverage and is best mixed with some jam as the taste on its own is a bit unpleasant.

Lingers in your throat too so need to clean your teeth afterwards.

[Plopeater]

I've tasted I'll admit it.

It's not my favourite beverage and is best mixed with some jam as the taste on its own is a bit unpleasant.

Lingers in your throat too so need to clean your teeth afterwards.

Top bloke, I can understand why birds aren;t big fans of it

[leftylee]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

[Plopeater]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

[leftylee]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

I haven't done anything that I regret

[Ghost]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

I haven't done anything that I regret

You are too young to regret things yet... Wait 15 or 20 years then try and repeat this claim..

[Plopeater]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

Why thank you, but I bet you've done just are quite shy

I haven't done anything that I regret

Neither have I buddy

[kingfrnk]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

I agree 100% plopeater has to be one of the most disgusting people eating shit, tasteing sperm, eating shredded cheese off a mans cock WTF is wrong with you im almost sure you will never be married.

[Kev]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

I agree 100% plopeater has to be one of the most disgusting people eating shit, tasteing sperm, eating shredded cheese off a mans cock WTF is wrong with you im almost sure you will never be married.

Some might say he's disgusting but you could just as easily argue that he's culinarily adventurous with a far bigger imagination for what makes great food.

Also in these days of bloated human population and methane intense farming which damages our planet Ploppy is actually being eco friendly.

He only eats what he can produce, which has long been the goal of eco farmers and he is very self sufficient.

It may well be that Ploppy's dietry habits point to the future for all mankind. God bless him for being a trail blazer. He's a scat pioneer and we should all want to shake his hand......only after he's washed them first of course.

[kingfrnk]

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

I agree 100% plopeater has to be one of the most disgusting people eating shit, tasteing sperm, eating shredded cheese off a mans cock WTF is wrong with you im almost sure you will never be married.

Some might say he's disgusting but you could just as easily argue that he's culinarily adventurous with a far bigger imagination for what makes great food.

Also in these days of bloated human population and methane intense farming which damages our planet Ploppy is actually being eco friendly.

He only eats what he can produce, which has long been the goal of eco farmers and he is very self sufficient.

It may well be that Ploppy's dietry habits point to the future for all mankind. God bless him for being a trail blazer. He's a scat pioneer and we should all want to shake his hand......only after he's washed them first of course.

yea the eco friendly crap made a little since, but u didnt answer the sperm drinking or the eating shredded cheese off another mans cock, you know why cause there is only one answer to that and that answer is hes a disgusting person, and i seriously doubt he eats crap to be eco friendly i think he does it to be nasty as hell.

[ICB]

[Plopeater]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

[Kev]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

[LEGION]

I remember the time my spunk was pure red, didn't taste that, I really shit myself

Then licked my pants clean

Actually its funny you say that. When I had my bone marrow transplant I was in hospital for a month straight.

I was in isolation and couldnt have visitors so all I could do was wank.

Trouble is my cum was brown. I was a bit worried and wanted to ask if that was normal but I figured it would be a bit dirty to ask a nurse that.

I actually felt let down by the National Health service in this regard, they should have some information on this, I mean every bloke stuck in a hospital bed on his own for a month is obviously going to find his only comfort in his willy and if his cum is the colour of his poop its going to disturb him. But do they have any information about this? Of course not

The more things change the more they stay the same