Have you ever !!!!!

[Gandalf]

Been curious by birds whining that sperm doesn't taste nice so they don't want to swallow.

So to prove them wrong you've swallowed some of your own spunk.

I bet everyone has dipped there finger then licked it clean

Of all the things that I, Clubber, have done, I can honestly say that is NOT one of em'.

Me neither. And I can say it without the smilie too.

What a thread!!