How a real man loads a bobcat

[mike_tha_man]

you are right . probably a lot of broken sh*t. but hey i would feel cool doing that in front of people

[CutMeMick]

How about the guy who wasn't so lucky with a bulldozer?

[mike_tha_man]

thats gross man
poor poor guy

[Spicoli]

Thats fucking brutal Mick

[Gandalf]

That bulldozer shot is revolting. Excuse me while I go and throw up.

Clubber will probably get aroused by that though.

[Dizaster]

That's the sort of shit they need to put on worksafe advertising.... That would make me think twice about even looking at the bulldozer the wrong way...


Back in high school a bunch of us were out drinking one night, and we came across this big job site where they were building a big shopping center and cinema's... They had a bunch of big machines, but there were too massive industrial bulldozers there..

Two of my more crazy friends ended up getting them started and played demolition derby with them for about 10 minutes... I was pretty much in tears from the second the engine started right up until 10 minutes later when we heard police sirens were coming and we all ran....
They got the hang of the bulldozers pretty fast though, and they were swinging the big shovel scoop things around and smashing them into each other so f'n hard.....
They said when the other person wound up to swing their shovel, they would be bracing themselves for some hurt, but they said as soon as the shovel would smash into them they would just burst into more laughter..

Of course looking back now it's probably one of the more dangerous things i've ever seen, but at the time it was by far the funniest...


These day's they have big metal sheets that seal up the bulldozer so no one can get in them...

[Saddo]

really wish i never looked in this thread