Expose Yourself!

[Plopeater]

Let everyone know what you are about, what you do not just for a living, but for kicks, and your full name if you want. just put anything like what car you drive how many girlfriends or boyfriends you have had. just put anything you can think of about yourself. Il start when somebody else starts. AND NOTHING STUPID PLOPEATER!

Seeing as you asked nicely.

My name is Plopeater TurdBurgler of the Baggins Clan
I am 74 years young and live in the Shire.
I am an environmentalist and believe that all food should be natural and eco friendly. My favourite is plop but I am also partial so the occasional licking of spunk.

Because of this I do not have a job and do not need one as the shire has horses, cows, many creatures so there is such a variety of turds to eat.

When I run out of food I finger my bum to see if I can get any poo under my finger nails then I'll bite them clean

Hope that was serious enough kingfrnk

[LEGION]

[purtyboy]

My name is Alex proably the best looking lad around here.

Im 20 years old

I don't work im a college student enjoying the good life .

I drive a Mustang 2005

I got a bunch of girls single but im starting to really like one of them so that might come to end.

Planning on becoming a lawyer in the future, if not something with law like a detective.

I love boxing ever since i was a kid my dad is a boxing fanatic so i became one too.

[Dark Lord Al]

Al short for Alex , 37 married , live near Manchester England.
Fav sport boxing.
Like to watch Man United and also Bolton.
Like to travel , been to most continents , and spend about 4-6 week a year on vacation.
Also i am very into food and wine , have large collection of fine wines.

[Tins06]

Richard Tinsley from wales im 19.

Into boxing obviusly and Football, Man United.

My main interest is Astronomy
currently working for an insurance company.

[BIG H]

Greg, 32 from Essex
Married, one 2 year old daughter
National Account Manager
Everton supporter
Drive a 2006 Audi A4 S-Line
Addicted to food and Porn

[Gandalf]

miles
Married
Taking 6 months out to rest and finish my MA
Liverpool Fan
Music and books are my friends
I intensely dislike ESL "teachers" who wear backbacks.
Currently growing a beard because I cant be bothered to shave.
Oh, and Im 28 and 2/3

[Youngblood]

I'm a 48 year old gay Baptist Minister.

But I play a 14 year old boy on the internet, and so far it working out for me!

[Memphis]

Matt
31
IT bod
Mondeo
Boxing, football, swimming, badminton, writing, computers.
Sexual predetor
cook

[kingfrnk]

Let everyone know what you are about, what you do not just for a living, but for kicks, and your full name if you want. just put anything like what car you drive how many girlfriends or boyfriends you have had. just put anything you can think of about yourself. Il start when somebody else starts. AND NOTHING STUPID PLOPEATER!

Seeing as you asked nicely.

My name is Plopeater TurdBurgler of the Baggins Clan
I am 74 years young and live in the Shire.
I am an environmentalist and believe that all food should be natural and eco friendly. My favourite is plop but I am also partial so the occasional licking of spunk.

Because of this I do not have a job and do not need one as the shire has horses, cows, many creatures so there is such a variety of turds to eat.

When I run out of food I finger my bum to see if I can get any poo under my finger nails then I'll bite them clean

Hope that was serious enough kingfrnk

even though thats not what i asked for, it was funny

[BoxingGorilla]

My full name is

Ipecac Squirmington Ramsbottom

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