Looks like ESPN's Wednesday Night Fights may be done for

[Diane]

He's working just fine thank you very much..............

I'm sure Kathy is relieved, now we have to work on her not making you wear that bag on your head when you have sex.

I'll have you know we've developed a 12 month plan: To remove small pieces of it at a time so it's not as shocking as just taking it all off at once

Let me guess, she made you start from the back?

I bet as soon as you reach the front, she'll give you a new bag to use, and ask for an extension on the plan.

[LEGION]

Righty-O Di'; good guesswork

She told me for Halloween I can wear a jack-o-lantern

[Diane]

Righty-O Di'; good guesswork

She told me for Halloween I can wear a jack-o-lantern

How many times do I have to tell you?

There's no need for you to wear a jack-o-lantern on your head, when all you have to do is paint your bald a$$ head, and that face of yours, and you'll look like this.....





Kathy has a tough choice, the more natural look above, or the look.

Hmmm, I'd probably go with the bag, because I wouldn't be able to see any facial features that way.

[LEGION]

I'm losing this war slowly but surely I only wish I was as handsome as that pumpkin

[Diane]

I'm losing this war slowly but surely I only wish I was as handsome as that pumpkin

It's called plastic surgery.

But I don't know if any doctor can pull off that miracle.


Yes, you are losing, so I'll borrow a line from you......

I AM DIANE!!!!!!!!!!!

[LEGION]

I'm losing this war slowly but surely I only wish I was as handsome as that pumpkin

It's called plastic surgery.

But I don't know if any doctor can pull off that miracle.


Yes, you are losing, so I'll borrow a line from you......

I AM DAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that explains it

[Diane]

I'm losing this war slowly but surely I only wish I was as handsome as that pumpkin

It's called plastic surgery.

But I don't know if any doctor can pull off that miracle.


Yes, you are losing, so I'll borrow a line from you......

I AM DAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that explains it

Weak.

Just like your.......

Which is the reason why you need that Cialis.

[LEGION]

I'm losing this war slowly but surely I only wish I was as handsome as that pumpkin

It's called plastic surgery.

But I don't know if any doctor can pull off that miracle.


Yes, you are losing, so I'll borrow a line from you......

I'M AM DIANE!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM AM GREEN EGGS AND HAM