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[amat]

That's funny you say that Lyle because I got the chance to speak to Whitaker like a month ago and he said that if he had to choose his favorite fighter would be Cotto but he really doesn't like many of the guys out there today. But I thought that was an interesting choice.

http://www.vimeo.com/1714148

I think you can see me creeping in the back somewhere at the end there, talking to the bald guy at the very end.

[El Kabong]

Spiritual and full of flowery prose Andre is seen as some sort of sensei on the board. EXCEPT his name is Andre and he claims he is from Australia and has said nothing about any family connection to the French or God help us French-Canadians. The truth is aside from all of the rhetoric we don't know much about Andre other than he thinks "We hang too much shit on celebrities" and that us boxers need to learn "alternative training methods"....well friends, I don't believe that.

Andre, all hat and no cattle....or as he would understand it tout le chapeau et aucuns bétail.

I'm Lyle and I approve this message

[El Kabong]

Saddo - Benevolent master or fascist overlord?

We all know Saddo, don't we? Kind, gracious, the one who creates order amongst the lawlessness that is Saddo. But do we really know him? This administrator hovers menacingly over the forum, dispaching the Gestapo, his "moderator" minnions, to enforce his so-called "justice" and to lay waste to the hard work of good, honest Saddonians whenever the whim strikes him. Sure, today it may be someone elses thread which mysteriously disappears in the silence of the night, never to be seen again, but tomorrow it may be your thread. The people must rise up as one and crush this Saddo before it is too late! Join me, and together we shall remove this blight from the landscape of Saddoboxing. No more tyranny! Let us smash the walls of his crystal palace and deliver him to the gallows where he has dispatched so many of us.

CFH

HAHAHAHA totally classic

[amat]

Hello Saddos,

Two years ago AMERICAN writers picked a midget turtle to knockout Joe Calzahge. Only I knew Lacy were bumfighter, 38 out of 46 AMERICA writers did not see how which way I saw this. I knew Lacy are be knocked out by even other midget Evans Ashira! I had JUDGEMENT to see overhyped black fighter Lacy, Peter, Toney to be all bums and just American hype.

I are Royal and I approve this.


That's all I got. Who wants to do a Kid Thunder one? Dark Lord AL? Certainly he is better with the one liners then I am.

[CFH]

Hello Saddos,

Two years ago AMERICAN writers picked a midget turtle to knockout Joe Calzahge. Only I knew Lacy were bumfighter, 38 out of 46 AMERICA writers did not see how which way I saw this. I knew Lacy are be knocked out by even other midget Evans Ashira! I had JUDGEMENT to see overhyped black fighter Lacy, Peter, Toney to be all bums and just American hype.

I are Royal and I approve this.

You forget to talk about the inherent genetic superiority of white, Nordic Europeans.

[El Kabong]

That's awesome amat! "I are Royal" great stuff

[El Kabong]

Bowl cuts, chronic masterbation, and street sweepers....for the past few years that is all Clubber has delivered to the forum. The only problem.....none of us want what Clubber brings to the table. If elected I can promise the forum brand new threads that won't have readers worrying about if Clubber will be a serial killer or how many sexual encounters with farm animals he has had. I am Lyle and I will bring change to this forum...I approve this message.

[LEGION]

Hello friends,

Are you like me, tired of Legion eating your infants and sacrificing your virgins to Satan? Sick of seeing everything thread he posts in hijacked and spirited away from it's original purpose? The man has done nothing in his time at Saddo's but post metal video after metal video, while at the same flirting with Bilbo and thus increasing the (homo)sexual tension between them to an intolerable level.

I implore you, as a fellow Saddonian and as your comrade, stop giving this monster your valuable rep points, give them instead to me and I shall restore Saddo to it's former glory by distrubing the rep points evenly, creating a socialist workers utopia the likes of which the world has never seen.

Legion: he is a homosexual and I know how to catch Bin Laden.

Your friend and comrade, CFH

Can I suck your cock? Also I'm planning an infanticide party tonight so it'll be fun for all cummers







DIE BABY DIE!!!!!!!

[El Kabong]

Lyle knows Saddo's and Lyle knows the people that make Saddo's great. That's why he's running against ViolentDemise. Lyle knows you're tired of being ruled over by a tyrannical leader who only cares about himself, his strippers, and that his strippers have enough crystal meth. Well this bullying from drug dealers and quasi-prostitutes will not stand under Lyle's watch! Once Lyle is elected, members will no longer be subject to the scathing attacks of ViolentDemise and his cronies. Lyle is going to clean up this site....and he's taking out the trash bag marked ViolentDemise first!


I'm Lyle and I approve this message

[Gandalf]

Post Erased. Lyle made the good point that it needs to be more negative, I will try another one later.

[El Kabong]

Miles, I don't mean to knit pick but it's only funny when the ad is negative for example:




To many miles is a mild mannered and even keeled poster, however, there is something you might not know about miles.....miles voted AGAINST members being allowed to view who negative reps them. This may not mean much on it's own but miles is a high ranking member of the CoT. The CoT is an ancient Saddo group that secretly runs the forum and control all that goes on much like the Freemasons, Skull and Bones, and 4H. Lyle does not stand for secrecy, Lyle believes that you have a right to know who neg repped you and why. The secret is out and come November miles will be too.

I'm Lyle and I approve this message

[El Kabong]

Do you believe in shape shifting reptilian overlords? Neither does PrideofBoston, however, no one objects more to the idea of shape shifting reptilian overlords than PrideofBoston and why might that be? Well saddly it's because PrideofBoston is himself, a shape shifting reptile and he has been trying to hide that and his agenda as a shape shifting reptilian overlord. PrideofBoston also doesn't want you to know about the laws he is passing as we speak that are going to enslave the human members of this forum. I want you to know something else, I won't let that happen on my watch, shape shifting reptilian overlords have no place here at Saddo's. Come November make sure PrideofBoston and his shape shifting reptilian friends meet the only thing colder than their blood....the bitter sting of defeat.

I'm Lyle and I approve this message

[CutMeMick]

Lyle!!! pppfffftttt!
Whatever.....

OK, so I'm into hair products and fashion. So what's wrong with that?
This is 2008 not 1958. You see my Saddonian people Lyle here want's to hold us back in time with the old days. He want's us all in white shirts & black ties. Not me, I'm all about apperance. If you look good then trust me you'll feel good. So we spend a little extra cash on looks big deal. I'm not taxing the people here. It all comes out from having the chat feature and the calender board removed. But enough about that....

I'm certain his real names is Lyle Ashley Parker Schmitt.
But he goes by Lyle.
Has anyone ever seen him post about anything else besides Wladimirs nuts and Politics. You neeed to ask yourself is that how you envision Saddos.
Background pictures of Wladimir naked. Everyone having a Newt Gingrich avatar and turning the Let's Get It On board into the "Everything That's Great About America" board?
I for one believe that websites should have NO boundries and especially BOXING SITES have ZERO room for politics.
If you want to discuss politics why don't you take your Lyle ass (Get it Lyle ass instead of Lily ass ) to a political debating site where I'm sure you'll get owned and tossed around people who truely are into politics.
But NOOOOOO. You want to strut your stuff around here walking around like you've owned everyone in a political debate... Please.

So join me in getting Lyle permanently removed from this site so that the future of this site can be secure as the #1 BOXING site in the world.

This is CutMeMick and I approve this message.

[El Kabong]

Yay Mick posted!!!! It took 5 and a half hours but he did it.

[Spicoli]

Dear members of this esteemed Forum: btw, Its a joke

It is my hope to provide you with valuable insight to one who frequents our humble abode, SOB, in an attempt to put before you,in full disclosure,two clear choices in this election year.I,Spicoli, take no pleasure and harbor no malice in this action.My hope is only to reveal that a candidate with a Camaro sitting on cinder blocks and a couch on the front porch of Granny-maw's house can not contribute intelligently,Nor have the best interest of Saddo-land as his first priority.I have experienced and serve witness to the elicit GED induced postings of Sod's IN ALL COLORS OF THE RAINBOW NO LESS.....ecspecially pink,The stubborn failure to realize that Bandanna's went out in the 80's,the shameful usage of toxic and harmful tobacco products in the presence of our under age members.All pale in comparison to the company in which Mr. SOB keeps and his apparent fondness for former teen pop icons and malnourished amateur porn stars who consider two thin mints "A full meal" and spit out babies like a dysfunctional slut slot machine.....*Sigh*...My friends,This is representation we can not elect this year,nor is it behavior we can consciously condone.We do infact live in a free country and I personally wish the best for my opponents endeavors,and must say I believe he will do very well as his Radio has shown promise.......expanding to an entire 5 counties in the beautiful State of Arkansas......6 when the roads are clear and the 76' Nova can reach another county within the 30 minute air time aloted by the parole board.He is a hard working man whom is to be admired by his off sping & We can only hope for many more similar uncle/daddy's for our great nation in these troubled times.My friends,I am no angel.I have admitted my fondness for run on sentences.....The over usage of smileys.......My propensity to post on some topics to wit a decoding machine is required and leave some to ask "WTF"........etc.etc.These are faults I put before you,The voters,In full disclosure compared to Our opponent's SOB aka the hype man.I do hope you do your part in this upcoming election and VOTE !!!



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