President of Saddo's?

[CFH]

Legion. Because heads will roll and I will be given a cushy government position. And our national anthem would be fucking badass.

I would say the same about you CFH; though you would be better as I laugh at everything, take nothing seriously, and would look silly with a suit on and a bald head with tattoos on it.


I NOMINATE CFH!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could then make Bilbo press secretary; Miles in charge of the Treasury; Lyle head of the CIA; me in charge of Security and Diane as your personal secretary so I can always drop my pen and peek up her skirt....ooopsies. Clubber can empty trash cans.

If you want a despotic ruler who will make North Korea look like Seseme Street by comparison, then by all means, vote CFH.

I tell you now, my main domestic policies will be to get high and fuck, with the odd random execution/torture thrown in to amuse me and my cronies.

[Youngblood]

Clubber for President. He has a mid america sized melon. I can relate to that.

While Legion has a freakishly big, almost alien type head. I'm not even sure he is of this Earth, let alone our great nation. He`s clearly not one of us.

McClubber/Youngblood 08