Pitbulls

[Youngblood]

Pit bulls scare the shit out of me.

I have a greyhound/golden mix. It can run about 40 miles an hour whilst shedding entire coats of hair. It is afraid of most everything, including our gerbils. Sometimes it can't stop so well while running and plows into things, which is always kinda funny. It's overly friendly, doesn't bite, and i'm not sure if it even chews its food. I feed it Science Diet, and steaks, and chicken...and occasionally some of what ever is left over on my plate. And jelly beans. She likes to eat grass, and lick other dogs bums and her own. She's probably not really a she, more like an it, but no penis.

I know when a storm is coming, because she comes to my feet and trembles. The closer it gets, the more she shakes. I've seen little dogs, like toy poodles, terriers, and other breeds not much more then 5 pounds, both kick my dogs ass and send it home whining. In short, my dog is a pussy, and not very well fed. The end.

[LEGION]

Pit bulls scare the shit out of me.

I have a greyhound/golden mix. It can run about 40 miles an hour whilst shedding entire coats of hair. It is afraid of most everything, including our gerbils. Sometimes it can't stop so well while running and plows into things, which is always kinda funny. It's overly friendly, doesn't bite, and i'm not sure if it even chews its food. I feed it Science Diet, and steaks, and chicken...and occasionally some of what ever is left over on my plate. And jelly beans. She likes to eat grass, and lick other dogs bums and her own. She's probably not really a she, more like an it, but no penis.

I know when a storm is coming, because she comes to my feet and trembles. The closer it gets, the more she shakes. I've seen little dogs, like toy poodles, terriers, and other breeds not much more then 5 pounds, both kick my dogs ass and send it home whining. In short, my dog is a pussy, and not very well fed. The end.

Lol. I worked for a vet for several years on the weekends. He had a greyhound farm as he went to tracks all over the country. Don't be fooled; you can't nose up 2 greyhounds or they will bang; they need to be muzzled alot of them when in front of each other. I couldn't believe some of the damage I saw on 2 that were brought in that had tried to kill each other. Golden Retriever maybe not so much