Best of Tyson Quotes...

[Fenster]

Some of that wasn't funny.. he went too far with the aggressive intimidation - although considering he is clearly half-insane it's understandable.

HIM giving the lap dancer a lap dance though cracked me up

[DC Amateur Boxing]

Talking to interview about Desiree Washington "I just hate [her] guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did [rape her] now. But now I really do want to rape her and her f****** mama"

"I wish one of your guys had children so I could kick them in their f***ing head or stomp them on their testicles. . ."

I love 6:33 mark too . . ."If you have a problem turn off your station"

You have to have video proof so here ya go. I really love the subtitles. There are too many gems in this video to transcribe my favorites. I don't think there has EVER been a more quotable figure in sports history. I challenge anyone that can be this . . .

YouTube - The Best of Mike Tyson's Ridiculous Quotes VERSION 2

[No Contest]

Mike: "I broke my back."
Jim: "Oh, what do you mean? You broke a vertabrea or something?"
Mike: "No, Spinal."

[kingfrnk]

"Ive been screwed over for most my money can i atleast get a blowjob"
LOL. Everyman needs one of those before he goes. hehe

[DC Amateur Boxing]

Some of that wasn't funny.. he went too far with the aggressive intimidation - although considering he is clearly half-insane it's understandable.

Exactly. When he made these comments, if he was alone in a locked room with the person he was talking to - Mike would have literally killed them. That's no act and just because he happens to box, doesn't make him any less crazy. I don't know what it is, but I'd still pay to watch Mike fight. TYSON VS. KIMBO SLICE?? Where do I pay.

I think the strangest part of this is that he was surround by "handlers" that couldn't handle him. They just collected a check and let him run wild. I think the only person ever in his life to control him was Cus D'Amato (and Robin Givens, but she had him doped up). . .

I remember when he was living down here in Maryland, he kicked one of my co-worker's poor old family members (no pun intended) in the balls after a traffic stop. Tyson: Settle Traffic Dispute, Tyson is trying to regain boxing license - CBS News Mike could kick me in the balls for a couple hundred grand any day.

[Wayne]

When he did the "eat his children" and ended with "all praise be to Allah" Mohammed must have been cowering in his grave.