The reason i said slap is because it can cause a great knockout. The face/ear area is riddled with nerve endings and when slapped hard the brain cannot deal with all the messages from the thousands of nerve endings and it shuts down. Thats not bullshit either thats a fact.

Also a slap looks much better in the eyes of the law employer but only employ it if he is wanting a phsycal response.

Insult his mother or something. Call her a cok sucking hoe