Quote Originally Posted by Mark TKO
Always wondered this myself.

I had a near death experience with a horse that has changed me forever. Couple of months back I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Asda manager came over and unplugged it. Thank god.

Worst 20p I ever spent

LMAO!!! Very gd!!