I Have A Severly Weird Life

[ICB]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

[Gandalf]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

[Trainer Monkey]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

[Dark Lord Al]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

Which is exactly were the rest of Saddo's are going after reading this tread

[Trainer Monkey]

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

Which is exactly were the rest of Saddo's are going after reading this tread

Then why did you read it?
Im looking for the large firearm I put against your inch shorter then me head

Cold light of day and all,that was a wee bit harsh on my part,but Al has done nothing for weeks now except for winding me up. I mean its beein the entire focus of his life.
And BTW Al,your still shorter then me

[boozeboxer]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

Don't you have some medieval fag spear to be building?? What about a bottomless cave to spread bat disease?

[Trainer Monkey]

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

Don't you have some medieval fag spear to be building?? What about a bottomless cave to spread bat disease?

Yeah nothing says faggy comfort like 10 feet of fiberglass shoved down your throat,except maybe 7 feet of unpadded rattan hitting you over the head.
Your right what could be queerer then hitting someone in the head hard enough to dent 12 guage steel.
I mean short of firearms.
I mean football,thats manly,played it from 8 until I left highschool,tore havoc to my knees,but it wasnt nearly faggy enough,so I found something where I could get my ribs,wrist and both ankles exploded. And since that wasnt O Fe enough I also made sure that one of my faggy friends hit me hard enough to permanently damage one of the nerves in my back.
Eventually I decided I wasnt queer enough for that faggy lifestyle,and decided to go back in to boxing,which was signifigantly safer.

[boozeboxer]

I meant you hunt Steelies with it Trainer Monkey. And i was just kidding.

[Trainer Monkey]

I meant you hunt Steelies with it Trainer Monkey. And i was just kidding.

I know,I know,but there are a couple of groups that youd think we're doing the same thing,that honestly are kind of faggy.
How I got involved with it was the following
"Ok let me get this right,I get to hit someone as hard as I can with a large stick?"
"Right"
"And nobody calls the cops?"
"Right"
"Where do I sign up for this?"

And No-S,Boxing/Martial Arts is WAY safer,in the 30 years Ive been involved in those Ive gotten concussed a few times,my nose broken a few times,not really major league big problems.
OK there was the one belt test that ended with my hand in a bucket of ice water for a very long time because I muffed a down block.
The SCA,can be hell on earth some days.
Your wearing close to 70 pounds of steel and leather,and your fighting every weekend like I was,theres something red oozing out of the cracks in the steel,and it aint Kool Aid. And then theres the armor bites,when its a hundred degrees,and sweat is pouring in to what is an open infected wound,you notice that.
Boxing the worst thing that happens,you take two months off to contemplate the error of your ways.
My wifes parents are all upset she's involved in boxing,I find myself constantly chuckling,thinking,"She fought SCA for well over a decade,do you have an idea how much safer boxing is?"
No ref on earth would allow you to continue with a broken wrist,in the SCA, I got away with,"Screw it, Ill fight left handed"