Too long. Your bit doesn't have a visual. Also, when impersonating Americans, one shouldn't speak with a Canadian accent. I heard an "oot" in there instead of "out". Also, Tony Soprano lives in New Jersey, not New York.

I'm not exactly sure I get it. It's a Mafia Mastercard. So they can house all their illegal activities with one company. Wouldn't that make it easier for the feds to catch them? And why Richard Simmons? It would have been funnier if Paulie or someone like that was the rep calling a regular guy and offering the services and threatening to beat him up or kill him if he didn't sign up. Capiche?