Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
I pulled a nurse about 10 years ago and went with her and her friend back to their house. The girl had really really really bad teeth, like the worst I've ever seen.

When I met her it was dark and I was really pissed.

But I started to sober up when I was in her flat and whilst talking to her and her mate I could see her for the minger she was, and realised I was in a situation.

Soon her friend left and when she did this girl jumped on me. I was really grossed out and told her that I didn't believe in sex before marriage and that I couldn't do anything with her. She started grumbling at me for being pathetic and started telling me to fuck her and then tried to sit on my face.

I then told her I couldn't have sex without a condom and she said she had some in the bathroom. i told her to go and get them and when she went I jumped out of her lounge window and literally ran away.

I was so relieved I had got away as she was foul but typically a week later I got really pissed and horny and in my drunken state actually convinced myself that she was hot if you could just look beyond the teeth. I went around her house at 2 in the morning but, and I thank God for this, she wasn't there so I went home safe.
funny as fuck great story