Bad Neighbours!

[Markusdarkus]

i have a dick living above me

fucking idoit

in the evening and i decide to put on the dishwasher or do some wash fter work like any normal person he starts slaming his door over and over again

and he is making more noise them me. so after a few slams if he thinks i didnt get the hint he will bag on the floor or jump. i use to tell him to fuck off and all that but i ignore him now its not worth my time, everyone in this appartment hates him he calls the landlord every second day beacuse i am doing normal things in my house. and everyone lse too


i dont have wild parties i dont have loud music going.
and it not like it going at 2 or 3 in the morning might be 9 or 10 at night at the latest, its not like its loud and i am not keeping him awake beacuse when i take the dog out for a pee i can hear his tv going. and he fucking around in the kitchen

he can say what he wants to me but one day he was yelling at my girlfriend cause she was doing the wash and i fucking almost pounded down his door and told him if he ever says anything to her again i would cut off his dick and feed it to my dog. he got the hint that night that i was not fucking around and quited down for a while. he was a fucking louse almost crying saying he was going to call the police wah wah wah


sometimes he fucking walks around like a heard of elephants all day and night and i dont give a fuck if i didnt like it i would move or buy my own fucking house.


one of these days i will be arrested beacuse im going to go up there bust down his door and beat him over the head with a cast iron fring pan

i will fuck himup real good its going to come just a matter of when

thats my venting for the day

fucking prick guy!!!

I know how you feel man ive had some of the turdiest neighbours of all time. Even exchanged punches with one, was an utter twat.

[Trainer Monkey]

Im covered with tattoo's,I listen to music at loud volumes that would curdle milk,and run a boxing gym.
My neighbors are amazingly polite to me

[Ghost]

Im covered with tattoo's,I listen to music at loud volumes that would curdle milk,and run a boxing gym.
My neighbors are amazingly polite to me

Thats because that don't know you..

[Trainer Monkey]

Im covered with tattoo's,I listen to music at loud volumes that would curdle milk,and run a boxing gym.
My neighbors are amazingly polite to me

Thats because that don't know you..

Probably the other way around,they do know me.
But there is that one guy up the hill from me who I pray starts with me. Of course thats because when he's not in jail this week,he runs a lab out of his house,and I dont want that within a five mile radius of my kid.
Problem is,every time I inform him that his buisness is his,and therefore I dont want to know about it,he kisses my ass. I want the little SOB to mouth off to me, but he wont do it.
Funny, for the first year I lived here, everybody whined about him, but nobody thought to do anything about it.
I said to hell with it,and went up to his house and informed him that if one more of his "customers" came screaming through the neighborhood at 40+ mph when the kids were out playing,I intended to pull that "customer" out of their car and discuss it with them,and if they actually hit a kid,I was going to come up and discuss it with himself at length.
You wouldnt even know he still runs the lab unless the breeze from off the mountain shifts.
I know the little golem is up there cooking,but its a half mile away,and as long as I dont see it or have to know about it,not my problem. Though I do hope and pray he screws up,and burns that house to the ground.

[TheChosenOne]

Im covered with tattoo's,I listen to music at loud volumes that would curdle milk,and run a boxing gym.
My neighbors are amazingly polite to me

and i wonder why

[Trainer Monkey]

Im covered with tattoo's,I listen to music at loud volumes that would curdle milk,and run a boxing gym.
My neighbors are amazingly polite to me

and i wonder why

Im guessing its my shy and retiring personality

[Andre]

In Australia we all have fuse boxes outside our houses so its usually easy to stop the power and the noise for the night in one swipe.