Quote Originally Posted by OumaFan View Post
I don't even have a wife, and my current girlfriend is mentally retarded as far as cooking goes, among other things. My mom can't cook worth a shit either. Life was hard.

Maybe I can bake my own bread to go with. That would be off the charts gay. A nice tomato salad too.
Let me know what you like and I'll give you a recipe that will work for you.

Why not make a nice beef stew? That's much less gay than soup. I can send you a killer recipe for that.