Anybody here ever been to JAIL before?

[Spicoli]

Hold on........I have to go check the statue of limitations

[Kev]

I served many school detentions.

It was usually only for half an hour after school and I had to write lines but it's still punishment for law breaking right?

Since I've grown up I've calmed down from my wild ways and reformed.

I managed to get out, I was one of the lucky ones............

[Andre]

Actually one of the only guys from in here that has done real hard time did 6 years in Fulsome for making Illeagal firearms but hes doesnt come here anymore; only reason I can say it now.
Another did time for growing/dealing went away for 2 years but hes not here anymore either.

[Kev]

Actually one of the only guys from in here that has done real hard time did 6 years in Fulsome for making Illeagal firearms but hes doesnt come here anymore; only reason I can say it now.
Another did time for growing/dealing went away for 2 years but hes not here anymore either.

Of course we have Britkid too who obviously either died or went to jail. I reckon he's inside, must have done something real bad I reckon.........

[amat]

I think BK ended up robbing a library over some pent up frustrations over their claim that he had Flyweights of the 1920's past the alotted date.

[amat]

I've been lucky enough never to go to jail, you would never go to jail for just weed here thank God. Unless you are really unlucky, you would get a ticket definitely and maybe a ride home and if you are caught in the car then maybe in some trouble but no way you get popped for just personal weed.

Gotten some rides home. 3 to be exact.

[Spicoli]

We're family right ?? I'll give a bit.

Went to jail in 89' after a 4th of July party while tripping on boo-koo Micro Dot.Skipping some details but we ended up sitting on a train tressal at 3 AM in the morning throwing "obtained" silverwear and plates onto the freeway below....listening to the sounds they made and thinking it was the funniest thing in a lifetime.We were walking home and along comes a cop car,Instead of running I actually approached him thinking he was stopping us over Curfew.......Totally forgot what we had done earlier though they quickly reminded us.I sat in jail for 4 days frying balls and questioning the meaning of life

also got popped for inciting a riot & assault,that was interesting.Worth all the grief that followed .Rent a cops earned it

[kingfrnk]

I served many school detentions.

It was usually only for half an hour after school and I had to write lines but it's still punishment for law breaking right?

Since I've grown up I've calmed down from my wild ways and reformed.

I managed to get out, I was one of the lucky ones............

wow detention. for what being tardy to class

[Von Milash]

I'm too pretty for prison.

[Youngblood]

I got 2 suspensions and 1 first strike towards a crimimal charge this past September, my first month in high school.

[CGM]

In my younger days, I had a cop throw me in the tank for the night because I told him that where I had been was "none of your fucking business!"

[CutMeMick]

I plead the fifth...

[Ghost]

I plead the fifth...

No comment.

[Trainer Monkey]

Oddly enough I was joking with the wife about very similar last night. I have an almost otherwordly ability to skate,when Im guilty as sin, and somehow finding myslef looking at jail house doors when Im totally innocent.
In Philly there's two levels of in deep.
First the station house,Im very familiar with the confines of the Roundhouse as its called. But if you get put back in a paddywagon after you get booked in the Roundhouse,well you screwed up this time son because your mega officially in custody, and shant be leaving custody without a lawyer at best.
In a fit of what I can only in hindsight describe as Philadelphia Police humour, I hadnt done a damned thing wrong, and Im back in the paddywagon. The whole ride Im thinking WTF, because I was screaming innocent this time. I go through the full transfer and everything, right to "tattoo's,circumsized?" and getting double checked (Why do they bother asking,if theyre just going to look anyway?), only to have the warden look down at the release sheet, look up at me, and ask, "Can you think of any reason why we're holding you?"
An awnser of "No,I have no idea" and a 20 block walk later, I went back to bed

One of the only times I can remember being rousted,where I was %100 guilty, it was worth the fine. Allways remember kiddies, a well placed middle didgit costs you at least 124.73 American dollars.
So make it count

[Trainer Monkey]

And an addendium
If your morning starts in a situation that involves a flashlight,a nightstick tapping you on the foot,the phrase "Whadda we have here?",just pull the blanket over your head and pretend to be deceased. Because the rest of your day is going to suck,and you just woke up for gods sake..
Interesting side note, the flashlights cops carry are so big,because its a secondary nightstick. You could run the things on 1 double A battery. But somehow they all seem to take 3 C batteries.
Given the choice between getting hit with the flashlight or their nightsicks, go with the nightstick,cause you get whomped with the flashlight,an unregistered .38 is going to find itself next to you rapidly cooling body.