Anybody here ever been to JAIL before?

[Trainer Monkey]

And an addendium
If your morning starts in a situation that involves a flashlight,a nightstick tapping you on the foot,the phrase "Whadda we have here?",just pull the blanket over your head and pretend to be deceased. Because the rest of your day is going to suck,and you just woke up for gods sake..
Interesting side note, the flashlights cops carry are so big,because its a secondary nightstick. You could run the things on 1 double A battery. But somehow they all seem to take 3 C batteries.
Given the choice between getting hit with the flashlight or their nightsicks, go with the nightstick,cause you get whomped with the flashlight,an unregistered .38 is going to find itself next to you rapidly cooling body.

[Trainer Monkey]

Second add on
Why this is so funny,is because I was talking to the wife on this very topic last night.
There's some back story so wait for it
I just got a new toy,a full tattoo kit.
Im a very old school punk rocker, I saw the Clash in 82 old school.
Everyone remembers Skinheads used get their knuckles tatted all the time with Skin
And Im a smart ass by nature
So I got my knuckles tatted with PUNK, just to stick it in Skinhead faces.
And after many trips to the Roundhouse, it dawned on me,you know,you can be totally innocent,hell you can not even be charged, and find yourself in a situation where the word Punk on your knuckles does not work towards your benefit.
So I was literally working on the coverup last night.
Sarcasm and ink, rarely work towards your best interests, thankfully I was able to fix that before I found out what anal rape felt like, I mean unless you count all the years in the boxing and music industry's, where it's practically written in to the contract.

[leftylee]

Nope. The most a police officer has said to me is stop kicking a football too hard in the local park as there was children in there.

Most scousers my age are crack obssesed gang war hoodies. Not me though. I'm a good guy.

[smashup]

I got stabbed through the bottom of my thumb last friday but I was the one who spent 24 hrs in nic on AHB charges....
Work that one out

[BIG H]

I got stabbed through the bottom of my thumb last friday but I was the one who spent 24 hrs in nic on AHB charges....
Work that one out

I've had a similar experience mate - crazy

[Gandalf]

Ive been arrested twice but have never been to jail. I was drunk and disorderly both times. I only deserved to be arrested the one time though. The other time the police were being a bit out of order and making an example of me. I went to court twice and got cautioned both times. Never charged nor put in jail. But I did vomit in the police cell on one of those occasions.

[BIG H]

Ive been arrested twice but have never been to jail. I was drunk and disorderly both times. I only deserved to be arrested the one time though. The other time the police were being a bit out of order and making an example of me. I went to court twice and got cautioned both times. Never charged nor put in jail. But I did vomit in the police cell on one of those occasions.

Miles, you're a proper piss head aint ya

[CGM]

Most of the time it was my big mouth that got me into trouble. Another time a cop pulled over as I was walking down the street late at night. He asks if I have any drugs on me. Even though I am clean, I tell him I have a bag of weed in my pocket. Sonofabitch was mad as hell, and decided to throw me in the tank overnight to teach me a lesson. Those bastards liked to throw people in the tank in my town, even when we were minding our own business.

[OumaFan]

No, the closest I've come (probably not that close) was when I was like 17 and we were drinking on this golf course late night and decided to drive around on the golf course, the cops came, me and two other people decided the most efficient plan would be to run so we had to cross like three or four holes to get out of there, running real low (), not sure why really, they probably would have just called my parents.

And I had a half ounce of pot confiscated one time.

[Gandalf]

Ive been arrested twice but have never been to jail. I was drunk and disorderly both times. I only deserved to be arrested the one time though. The other time the police were being a bit out of order and making an example of me. I went to court twice and got cautioned both times. Never charged nor put in jail. But I did vomit in the police cell on one of those occasions.

Miles, you're a proper piss head aint ya

Ive had my moments, yes.

Still 6 years overseas and never been arrested once!

[Andre]

Nope. The most a police officer has said to me is stop kicking a football too hard in the local park as there was children in there.

Most scousers my age are crack obssesed gang war hoodies. Not me though. I'm a good guy.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZxKkB78jk

You should have done this...

[Sharla]

Nope. The most a police officer has said to me is stop kicking a football too hard in the local park as there was children in there.

Most scousers my age are crack obssesed gang war hoodies. Not me though. I'm a good guy.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZxKkB78jk

You should have done this...

Was that a cop's van or an ambulance?

[Andre]

Nope. The most a police officer has said to me is stop kicking a football too hard in the local park as there was children in there.

Most scousers my age are crack obssesed gang war hoodies. Not me though. I'm a good guy.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZxKkB78jkYou should have done this...

Was that a cop's van or an ambulance?

Says police on the side ,Cop ones over there look like our ambulance ones over here I suppose