And an addendium
If your morning starts in a situation that involves a flashlight,a nightstick tapping you on the foot,the phrase "Whadda we have here?",just pull the blanket over your head and pretend to be deceased. Because the rest of your day is going to suck,and you just woke up for gods sake..
Interesting side note, the flashlights cops carry are so big,because its a secondary nightstick. You could run the things on 1 double A battery. But somehow they all seem to take 3 C batteries.
Given the choice between getting hit with the flashlight or their nightsicks, go with the nightstick,cause you get whomped with the flashlight,an unregistered .38 is going to find itself next to you rapidly cooling body.