Anybody here ever been to JAIL before?

[Gandalf]

Ive been arrested twice but have never been to jail. I was drunk and disorderly both times. I only deserved to be arrested the one time though. The other time the police were being a bit out of order and making an example of me. I went to court twice and got cautioned both times. Never charged nor put in jail. But I did vomit in the police cell on one of those occasions.

Miles, you're a proper piss head aint ya

Ive had my moments, yes.

Still 6 years overseas and never been arrested once!

[BIG H]

Ive been arrested twice but have never been to jail. I was drunk and disorderly both times. I only deserved to be arrested the one time though. The other time the police were being a bit out of order and making an example of me. I went to court twice and got cautioned both times. Never charged nor put in jail. But I did vomit in the police cell on one of those occasions.

Miles, you're a proper piss head aint ya

Ive had my moments, yes.

Still 6 years overseas and never been arrested once!

[mike_tha_man]

got arrested once for assault early in my military career. My sister's boyfriend slaped her and i was having none of that shit. well the cops were called after the fact and i was booked for 1 night. but i was aquited of all charges after my Superior Officer, a Colonel in the Air Force wrote the Gudge a letter describing me and the things that i do at my job and how i was a good kid. but i will do it again with pleasure. being in the military has its benefits i guess.

[Diane]

got arrested once for assault early in my military career. My sister's boyfriend slaped her and i was having none of that shit. well the cops were called after the fact and i was booked for 1 night. but i was aquited of all charges after my Superior Officer, a Colonel in the Air Force wrote the Gudge a letter describing me and the things that i do at my job and how i was a good kid. but i will do it again with pleasure. being in the military has its benefits i guess.

Good for you for doing that. I for one, cannot stand any guy that hits a woman!!!

Sorry it got you into some trouble, but you stood up for your sister, and did the right thing.

I have to go spread some rep around so I can hit you up again.

[Andre]

got arrested once for assault early in my military career. My sister's boyfriend slaped her and i was having none of that shit. well the cops were called after the fact and i was booked for 1 night. but i was aquited of all charges after my Superior Officer, a Colonel in the Air Force wrote the Gudge a letter describing me and the things that i do at my job and how i was a good kid. but i will do it again with pleasure. being in the military has its benefits i guess.

Good for you for doing that. I for one, cannot stand any guy that hits a woman!!!

Sorry it got you into some trouble, but you stood up for your sister, and did the right thing.

I have to go spread some rep around so I can hit you up again.

A guy I know here ,his mum had a new bloke in her life this bloke hit her while my mate was at school. He came home saw her ,casually went out into the garage and got a baseball bat and smaked the fukker off his chair and all the way out to his car. Broke bones the whole lot. Went away for it too as he was already a fighter and was on parol from duvi for assault,so at 17 turnin 18 he got put in with adults and the time done in Beechworth changed him for the worse, it didn't do him or society any favors,its not right.

[Trainer Monkey]

got arrested once for assault early in my military career. My sister's boyfriend slaped her and i was having none of that shit. well the cops were called after the fact and i was booked for 1 night. but i was aquited of all charges after my Superior Officer, a Colonel in the Air Force wrote the Gudge a letter describing me and the things that i do at my job and how i was a good kid. but i will do it again with pleasure. being in the military has its benefits i guess.

Good for you for doing that. I for one, cannot stand any guy that hits a woman!!!

Sorry it got you into some trouble, but you stood up for your sister, and did the right thing.

I have to go spread some rep around so I can hit you up again.

A guy I know here ,his mum had a new bloke in her life this bloke hit her while my mate was at school. He came home saw her ,casually went out into the garage and got a baseball bat and smaked the fukker off his chair and all the way out to his car. Broke bones the whole lot. Went away for it too as he was already a fighter and was on parol from duvi for assault,so at 17 turnin 18 he got put in with adults and the time done in Beechworth changed him for the worse, it didn't do him or society any favors,its not right.

Why do I feel I got away with alot? (THAT THE SATUTES OF LIMITATIONS HAS RUN OUT ON FOR ANYBODY READING THIS)
We used to just pour them a beer and say,"Yo,we gotta talk about something,out back" and some of us would go back to the keg sooner then others.
You dont hit anyone who isnt capable of defending themselves against you.
A guy I knew,was beating his new wife.
I arranged a private sparring session with him, after I found out. A very private sparring session after I talked to my trainer.
Id have gleefully done time for what I did to him(AGAIN PLEASE NOTE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS HAS RUN OUT,AND WHAT I DID WAS TECHNICALLY LEGAL ANYWAY)

[Andre]

You dont hit anyone who isnt capable of defending themselves against you.

Unless they have just smacked up your mum, your misses, your daughters or female friends; Then i'll get them if they are looking the other way or looking straight at me,I dont care its happening anyway no rules for them or for pedaphilles either.

[kingfrnk]

got arrested once for assault early in my military career. My sister's boyfriend slaped her and i was having none of that shit. well the cops were called after the fact and i was booked for 1 night. but i was aquited of all charges after my Superior Officer, a Colonel in the Air Force wrote the Gudge a letter describing me and the things that i do at my job and how i was a good kid. but i will do it again with pleasure. being in the military has its benefits i guess.

Good for you for doing that. I for one, cannot stand any guy that hits a woman!!!

Sorry it got you into some trouble, but you stood up for your sister, and did the right thing.

I have to go spread some rep around so I can hit you up again.

i accidently hit my ex girlfriend in the eye one time. she was cryin but i said i was sorry. she was messing with me and POW right on the eye and i was like oooops. but after i apologized we made up the good way

[Otley]

spent a night in the nic for drink and driving....and just m issed the cut off point for a free take away....rule is if u r nicked b4 eleven they get u a take away of your choice


Job Biscuit (Just my luck)!!!!



eh eh!!

[Andre]

spent a night in the nic for drink and driving....and just m issed the cut off point for a free take away....rule is if u r nicked b4 eleven they get u a take away of your choice


Job Biscuit (Just my luck)!!!!



eh eh!!

I find that hard to belive! "Yes hello is that the Chinese take away?" "Its officer Plod here Id like to order "Hey what did that guy in cell 9 want again"??

Where do you live in Toy town with Biggy ears, Noddy and Mr Plod.

Here is how it would pan out in real life Oh really, you guys feed us in here? "I'll have an entree of chicken satay sticks please and for a main Thai green curry with prawns thanks."
Gee Sorry I asked !

[Andre]

Officer can I have a piss? Sure heres some piss for you.

[Trainer Monkey]

spent a night in the nic for drink and driving....and just m issed the cut off point for a free take away....rule is if u r nicked b4 eleven they get u a take away of your choice


Job Biscuit (Just my luck)!!!!



eh eh!!

I find that hard to belive! "Yes hello is that the Chinese take away?" "Its officer Plod here Id like to order "Hey what did that guy in cell 9 want again"??

Where do you live in Toy town with Biggy ears, Noddy and Mr Plod.

Here is how it would pan out in real life Oh really, you guys feed us in here? "I'll have an entree of chicken satay sticks please and for a main Thai green curry with prawns thanks."
Gee Sorry I asked !

Actually it depends on if they like you, and theyre calling in their order. And yeah the cops that rousted you, can actually like you, half the time they take you in, theyre just trying to make the point that they can, whenever they feel like it. So if they were calling in their order anyway, they'll toss one on for you.
If they dont like you its a cheese and mayo sandwich on white bread, eventually. When someone reminds them,.............maybe..........if your lucky.
It could go either way.
WHAT? I lived an interesting teenage life? I grew out of it.

[amat]

hahaha the genius of Andre it never stops giving. That was hilarious.