Saddo U.S.Presidential Poll

[Spicoli]

Locally Its a sad joke.This State is about to re-elect corrupt "Dollar" Bill Jefferson to represent us who give a new meaning to "Cold,hard,cash" .He'll have a run off with Helana Moreno who is a former local news caster.Eager,youthful and not bad on the eyes but not a snowball's chance in hell.

[Kirkland Laing]

Locally Its a sad joke.This State is about to re-elect corrupt "Dollar" Bill Jefferson to represent us who give a new meaning to "Cold,hard,cash" .He'll have a run off with Helana Moreno who is a former local news caster.Eager,youthful and not bad on the eyes but not a snowball's chance in hell.

The guy who hid $100000 in his freezer.

[match]

Here's a nice photo album of some of the more insightful moments from the mental giant that was George W. Bush (sadly no footage of the pretzel choking episode):

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[BoxingGorilla]

This makes me happy

Barack Obama has reached out to Illinois Rep. Rahm Emanuel, a prominent Jewish congressman, to be his chief of staff.

I am a friend of Isreal.

[BoxingGorilla]

This makes me happy
Barack Obama has reached out to Illinois Rep. Rahm Emanuel, a prominent Jewish congressman, to be his chief of staff.

I am a friend of Isreal.

Just so everyone knows I was not serious about the highlighted part.

[Spicoli]

Locally Its a sad joke.This State is about to re-elect corrupt "Dollar" Bill Jefferson to represent us who give a new meaning to "Cold,hard,cash" .He'll have a run off with Helana Moreno who is a former local news caster.Eager,youthful and not bad on the eyes but not a snowball's chance in hell.

The guy who hid $100000 in his freezer.

Thats the one.Right next to the frozen Peas and and Popsicles.I voted Moreno but she was trounced.Now he goes against a little known Republican from Vietnam.It's embarrassing that the Majority here keep reelecting this clown

[Kirkland Laing]

Carrying a majority of the popular vote, Obama did especially well among women and young voters, who polls showed were particularly sensitive to the current climate of everything being fucked. Another factor contributing to Obama's victory, political experts said, may have been the growing number of Americans who, faced with the complete collapse of their country, were at last able to abandon their preconceptions and cast their vote for a progressive African-American.




Citizens with eyes, ears, and the ability to wake up and realize what truly matters in the end are also believed to have played a crucial role in Tuesday's election.




"Obama had the foresight to run for president at a time when being an African-American was not as important to Americans as, say, the ability to clothe and feed their children," Pung continued. "An election like this only comes once, maybe twice, in a lifetime."

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