kid thinks he is rocky!

[Kel]

When I was 18 I was walking home from town at about 2 in the morning and saw a couple arguing. I was laughing because she was throwing his jacket in a puddle but then he thumped her in the face so I chinned the fucker out cold. Then she attacked ME the mental bitch, blood coming out of her mouth and everything shouting "look what you done to him" I said "look what he's done to you you fucking pudding" I ended up running home because a group of older lads came up and thought I'd just attacked her fella.

[Douglas]

They shoulda sicked Andrew on that guy.