For me this is easy. Remember the movie Hard to Kill? Steven Seagel gets roughed up by some bad guys and ends up in a coma for many years. Anyways, there is a scene where he is being watched over by a cute nurse. Seagal is presumably naked, and covered by a sheet from the chest down. The nurse is talking to him, I guess trying to reach him somehow in his coma, trying to get him to come to life. She reaches over and lifts up the sheet and takes a look at his package, and says ... wait for it...

"... and you have so much to live for".

Fucking thing must be about the size of a bean sprout after all those years of inactivity.

I've looked on Youtbe for this, but can't find it.