Baby Jokes

[kingfrnk]

i laugh at pretty much everything so feel free to spit one out if u want

[Salty]

What do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor

What's got four legs and one arm?
A doberman in a playground

My girlfriend says today was the saddest day of her life because we've been trying for a baby for months now, but to no avail.
I think she's lying. The saddest day of her life will be when she finds out i've been slipping the morning after pill in her tea.

What's the difference between a dead baby and Walt Disney?
The dead baby stops producing shit.

There are thousand's out there.

[kingfrnk]

hah i think if i told those to my mom she would get pissed off.

[Salty]

My mum actually laughs at them, dad laughs, I guess a sick sense of humour runs in the family.

[mike_tha_man]

I find them funny, they are just jokes to me but my girl.............man she almost killed me for saying one of those once. she is studying to be a Medical/Pediatrician and she started an orphanage back home in Puerto Rico with her friends. Guess its the wrong topic with her