Guys, I come here to speak the truth, and I have some shocking new thruths.

Remember when Roy whacked out Calzaghe?? Took him down in the first round? You remember it, a big right hand plus forarm put the iron chinned Super Joe C down for the count.

THE FULL COUNT! JOE CALZAGHE WAS ON THE FLOOR 15 SECONDS!!

Wrap it up men, Joe C was officially knocked out. This is the biggest injustice I have witnessed. Khan got a fast count, Joe C got a super long one.

I figured he was out when I watched it live, I myself like to pretend I am in the ring with them (although I would never actually fight, I don't want to risk chapping my man-hands) and thus I threw myself onto the floor like to emulate Joe C and then I also tried to get back up.

Turns out, apart from spilling my glass of warm milk with a little extra kick in it (sugar) I was rolling around on the floor collecting dog hairs for 15 whole seconds.

What can I say, Roy Jones did it again.

Yours in manliness,
Fantana