Weird things people do

[Youngblood]

I got a neighbor. Is young, like maybe 25. Is basically a baby factory. No idea how many kids, but the poor kids are already assholes at ages no older then 5. Because they mimic their mom. She comes out of the house at all hours of the day and will say things like "Get your stupid ass in the house. Idiot, don't do that! Fuck is wrong with you, you retarded?"


Not long ago, the little girl comes in our yard to pet my dog. I ask her of she wants to walk it, and she shakes her head smiling...meaning yes. I give her the leash and she takes my dog for a little walk down the street and brings it back. She's about 3 years old, 4 tops.

She smiles at me, kinda happy I guess...gives me the leash back and says, and I'm not totally sure..but nearly positive..."Thanks cunt."

[Trainer Monkey]

Meh,I do it the way my mom did,depending on the amount of your name heard,you knew how much trouble you were about to get in to
First name=distracted and annoyed
First and middle name=Annoyed at you specifically
First middle and last name=Defcon 3,abort the mission lest disaster befall you

Seems to work fine with my kid

[punch]

Good one TM, good one and true also!

[Trainer Monkey]

Good one TM, good one and true also!

If it reaches first last and middle name, the kids smart to enough to stop whatever ticked me off and run for his room to play quietly with his toys for awhile, until the heat blows off.

[punch]

Good one TM, good one and true also!

If it reaches first last and middle name, the kids smart to enough to stop whatever ticked me off and run for his room to play quietly with his toys for awhile, until the heat blows off.

It's evolution at work, the kids smart enough to know when to stop their shenanigans get to live, the uppity ones get "put to sleep" as the veterinary jargon calls it. This way only the smarter gene is passed on to the future generations.