Unfortunatly the best burgers on earth no longer exist,a place that was called The Great American Grill along 611 near Easton runners up do exist
Pauls Da Burger Joint on St Marks in The LES rocks
If its still there the chili burger from the Tex-Mex place on South Street in Philly will make you seriously sluggish for awhile,and their beer selection rocks,the whole place is a plot to keep you shopping on South Street for awhile,youve got to walk that off before you can drive.
My own burgers are a seriously spicy edible hunk of cholesterol
For a fast food joint,Hardees puts out a serious slap of ground cow
The Tamburi Chicken at this little Indian place on the Southside of Jacksonville almost made the place livable
The Sweet and Sour Pork at Chui Yuin in Quakertown PA is unreal good,maybe one of the only places in the states that does the sauce right,not that sickeningly sweet orange colored crap you usually get,but the actual sweet AND sour sauce
Lee's Cheestakes
Dominics Pizza in Quakertown PA
The chicken in just about any Soul Food joint in West Philly,pick em,its all good
The Buddhas Delight at a place called China King in Egypt PA
Falafels straight from the vendor allmost anywhere in NYC
Theres this Chinese resteraunt a short jaunt from the hotel district in Huntington Beach in LA that proves that quantity has a quality all its own,I barely made it back to my hotel room I was so stuffed
Shrimp and Steak night at any Golden Corrall buffett,they call it the Golden Corrall because you may enter thin, but your leaving a full out heffer,"Honey just roll my overstuffed ass to the car"
The Fillet Mignon at the Century House near Montgomeryville PA(I can occaisionly be allowed to eat in a nice resteraunt)pricey,but the sauce is unreal good.You'll want to kiss the chef when your done.
The fries at Checkers in North Philly,be prepared for culture shock if your white,because you'll be the only white person there,but damn their good.
Theres a steakhouse right by the Hotel District in Nashville that flat out rocks,Id recomend feigning a Southern Accent though,the cops eat there as well
If you like desserts and are ever in WV,they make this pastry called an Ugly that is nummers,and Im not big on desserts not named Cheesecake
My pierogie and kielbasie dinner,let the pollack cook em,we know what we're doing

Things that should never be ingested
Any food at the Midway Airport,ever,especially what they call Hash Browns,the worst stopover of my life,couldnt smoke,the food tasted like crap,I think I blew through three smokes when I got to LAX just to get the taste out of my mouth.
Pizza in Jacksonville FL is just a cruel joke,your better off getting a room at a Comfort Inn and picking up a Digornios
Boiled Peanuts look like steamed frog nads, and dont taste much better
Speaking of polish food, avoid any variation of the word Galumpke,the meat filling is good but youve got to fight your way through steemed cabbage to get there
The Nashville Cracker Barrell, the words greasy and seriously overpriced come to mind,and stomach,and intestinal track,and wallet