ASSWATER! ASSWATER! ASSWATER!

You won't believe what you put in your mouth when you wrap your lips around a bottle of Asswater. All of the hurling and hangover of ordinary drinking, but none of that nasty inhibition-reducing intoxication. Asswater will quench your thirst and clean you out over and over again, keeping you coming back for more. Just sit down with a bottle of Asswater and you won't be able to get up again until you are done.

Asswater is made in the Swedish Alps, refined in 98 degrees of intense heat and shipped straight to you. Just check the fresh date. You couldn't get it any fresher even if you slurped it out yourself.

Asswater. Because if a milk mustache gets your face on a billboard, imagine what a chocolate one will do.