Quote Originally Posted by Mark TKO View Post
These two are old but a mate reminded me of them this week - rubbish but genius if you ask me


A guy goes in a chip shop with a salmon under his arm and asks "Do you do fishcakes ?"

"No" says the guy behind the counter

"That's a shame" he says "..because it's his birthday !!! "

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I went in the bank the other day and asked an adviser if he could check my balance.

So he pushed me over !


BA HA HA HA HAH HA !!!
Liking the Fishcake one... Gonna use that one tonight.