What would you wear on your shorts?

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I would go with really, really, short, shorts in turquoise, since turquoise always looks good with my eyes, and hair color. haha typical girl huh.

And since there really would be no room for any sponsor, or writing, I think I would just show my love for using smileys, and go with a little yellow winking smiley on one of my ass cheeks.

So Paulie Malignaggi's trunks in another colour then ?

No, I wouldn't have that raggy, car wash $hit.

I'm talking some satin hot pants.

Not that it matters, I wouldn't get in the ring anyways. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I would rather you not wear anything.