Ever wonder what your cat does during the day?

[kingfrnk]

i think they sleep all day. we used to have a cat until i got rid of it . it got on my nerves everyday especially around Christmas it would hide in the fukin tree and jump on you when you walk by.

[Kev]

i think they sleep all day. we used to have a cat until i got rid of it . it got on my nerves everyday especially around Christmas it would hide in the fukin tree and jump on you when you walk by.

I bet a cat's life is about as exciting as my own, we probably both spend the same amount of our time asleep, and we both like to play with string like objects.

I have to feed myself though

[CFH]

Did you guys check out the cats picture diaries?

I thought they were cool

[kingfrnk]

i think they sleep all day. we used to have a cat until i got rid of it . it got on my nerves everyday especially around Christmas it would hide in the fukin tree and jump on you when you walk by.

I bet a cat's life is about as exciting as my own, we probably both spend the same amount of our time asleep, and we both like to play with string like objects.

I have to feed myself though

[Andre]

This guy hears a shovel and digging over his fence ,he pokes his head over and see his neighbour filling in a large hole.
They catch a glimpse of each other and the neighbour looks down at the hole and says "my canary is dead!"

The bloke says wow thats a big hole for a bird!
He replies "Yeah well he was in your fukkin cat".

[Andre]

How do you make a cat go woof?
Petrol.