Quote Originally Posted by Steelie
What we need is a Saddoboxing interview where we can ask him the kinda questions we want asking...and give him the opportuinity to stray from the 'company line'.
Ahem! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello!!!

I'll ask him whatever in the hell ya'll want asked...just as long as I can ask him if he's ever been hit so hard that he sharted?

You know...thought that you farted & shat?

Seriously though...let's get him...I'll ask him straight up!

Wacko: Did you or did you not shart yourself when Torres dropped you? Just answer the question Miguel?!?!? Yes or no?!?!?!

Cotto: I....I....I...

Wacko: Again...I ask you "Did you or did you not shart yourself when Torres dropped you?" The truth!!!!

Cotto: You can't handle the truth!!! (frantically...as he sharts himself.)