A dog takes 3 bullets and survives protecting his family

[Scrap]

My dog talks to me, I dont understand what He is talking about. Now and again He starts whining, now I stand up and follow Him whereever He goes I follow. Last time it was to the bathroom just as the Bath was about to overflow. Id forgotten and was taking a phone call good boy Scrap thats what we call Him. He is a terrible gaurd dog to nice with people, stroke him you are his pal prostitute

[Sharla]

My dog talks to me, I dont understand what He is talking about. Now and again He starts whining, now I stand up and follow Him whereever He goes I follow. Last time it was to the bathroom just as the Bath was about to overflow. Id forgotten and was taking a phone call good boy Scrap thats what we call Him. He is a terrible gaurd dog to nice with people, stroke him you are his pal prostitute

Oh Yes dear Scrap loves a good tummy rub!

I think he's very similar to the dog at my mum's place. We always say she's a complete flooosy! The cat does all the talking though and has a lot more brains. In comparision the dog has about as many brain cells as your typical blonde bimbo stereotype.

She wouldn't make a good guard dog though. one night I was sleeping in the guest bedroom there and she must have forgotten i was there. She heard me moving, came down the passage barking her head off and then when the door opened ran away barking to hide in my mum's room.

We know how she'd handle a threat - raise the alarm and then just run and hide!

To be fair though she's only a small maltese X shitzu X poodle and the cat beats her up so she wouldn't have much hope of fighting anyone off!

One of my bro's is a shearing contractor and his two work dogs are completely different to any house pet you could get though. They run alongside the truck easily at 40 km/hr with enough breath to bark, jump over anything, defend and /or catch and round up things on command and are mentally really 100 % switched on.

Work dogs are amazing! I'd love to have one as a pet but i live in a unit and it would be cruel to keep them even in a normal back yard. They really need more activity and work than anyone could give them recreationally.