Quote Originally Posted by amat View Post
I can call you a cock lover and you will rationalize it in your own head arguing that it's not cock but some exotic cock shaped 3rd organ, better known to the world as cock.

OK I'm going to make myself sick here really it's disgusting.
Exactly exotic cock, I like it.

You can easily rephrase words and ideas to make them sexy and trendy.

It's like transvestism, a shameful and sordid fetish in most people's eyes but when Eddie Izzard does it it's cool because he's an 'executive' transvestite, a cultured debonair with an air of refinement and sophistication not found in normal men. He's a modern dandy and his dress style is cooler than ours.

Likewise a lady's cock is small, petite, nicely trimmed and sweet scented like a summer rain or spring meadow and appropriately lady like and feminine.

See I've now rephrased it and made it appealing to you.