Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[Trainer Monkey]

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

I have to hear this .

You know how they do series of commercials for a product. And you think the first one or two is kind of funny. And then they grind that campaign in to the dirt so hard you want to grind the lead character of the campaign in to a meat grinder,or if a meat grinder isnt available a chipper spreader?

Bob should avoid my house,unless he wants to help me recreate a scene from Fargo.
And in this case its a double piss me off,theyve done 5 billion Bob commercials,so its lost all humor appeal,and its a product,I dont need,so I'll never use. And to make it a triple whammy, its about a bodily function.
It would be like a 3 year overdone commercial campaign for preparation h

[CutMeMick]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

[CGM]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

7 and 5/16 LOL there's accuracy for you. Probably slightly longer than average, but my guess it's probably really skinny. heh.

[Youngblood]

I have a special doctor made sling I have to wear to carry my dick around just to be able to walk, that is suspended from the moon...cuz it's freakin HUGE.

[CGM]

I was going to take a picture of mine for the thread, but my digital camera only has 64 megabytes of memory.

[CutMeMick]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Probably slightly longer than average, but my guess it's probably really skinny. heh.

If I'm reading your comment correctly that means you were thinking about the thickness of my dick...

[CGM]

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Probably slightly longer than average, but my guess it's probably really skinny. heh.

If I'm reading your comment correctly that means you were thinking about the thickness of my dick...

LOL It sounds that way don't it, but no, not really. Good answer though.

[Kev]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Somebody please shoot me for asking but is this erect or soft?

[yvonne]

Gee,has this site gone mad?!!


Metric or Imperial measurements?lol


I've had no complaints......from my right hand

[Julius Rain]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Somebody please shoot me for asking but is this erect or soft?

btw he meant soft, measuring when erect is just plain bragging.

[Spicoli]

Been told Im like a coke Can...minus the metalic after taste and high fructose corn syrup

[Kirkland Laing]

It only goes up to 25 cm, no use at all.

[Kev]

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Somebody please shoot me for asking but is this erect or soft?

btw he meant soft, measuring when erect is just plain bragging.

If it's 7 inches long soft then he should be in porn.

According to Wikipedia the average erect penis is only a little over 5 inches with the average flacid around 3.5 inches.

Of course my measurments are about the same as Mick's I'm just saying

[Diane]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Prove it!!

[Dizaster]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it...

Prove it!!

In private with Diane of course... I do not want to open this thread and see Mick's hairy monster in all it's glory