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I would appreciate some privacy when I am shopping. I didn't post what you had on the conveyor belt........

Candy bar my ass
Candy bar is clearly a code name for 7 inch long vibrating buttplug.
Maybe the candy bar IS for his ass??

One time at a friends house we were dieeeeeing for a cigarette, and we thought his older brother would have a pack somewhere or at least a cigarette somewhere... So we scoured his room, and then I lifted up the bed cover to look under his bed, and what do I find A porno magazine, and about 4 or 5 carrots scattered around it...

I never looked at him the same way again..

I tried to get my friend to make dinner and serve one of the carrots up to his brother for a meal, but you couldn't pay either of us to handle one of those bastards..