Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[RP33]

What would you like video or pictures?

safe to say that if anyone posts "themselves" on here, i will probably never post again, so please don't hah..

this is by far the dumbest product i have seen.. i mean, what is a girl going to see what you measure up to before she lets you do her? cmon..

besides all of that, i've read online that guys are the only people who care about size and that girls really don't even care (assuming that you're above, i do'nt know, 3 inches?) Considering a girl is only about 4 inches deep, on average, girls have told me that it really doesn't matter and that you can obviously tell the difference but if you're bigger than average that it's actually uncomfortable..

[CutMeMick]

besides all of that, i've read online that guys are the only people who care about size and that girls really don't even care (assuming that you're above, i do'nt know, 3 inches?) Considering a girl is only about 4 inches deep, on average, girls have told me that it really doesn't matter and that you can obviously tell the difference but if you're bigger than average that it's actually uncomfortable..

That is very true and I learned this from when I 1st became sexually active. I would just stick it in and start fucking like a Jack Rabbit, there was no stopping me. Often girls would complain either during or after sex and not complain like in a good way. It was complaining in a pain not good way. For some time it messed me up cause I really didn't know how to do it so that it didn't hurt them.
As I got older and more active I learned what I needed to do and how I needed to do it. I def. agree with you on everything you said.

[CutMeMick]

safe to say that if anyone posts "themselves" on here, i will probably never post again, so please don't hah..

Well no one would force you to click play...
Unless you wanted too.

[RP33]

safe to say that if anyone posts "themselves" on here, i will probably never post again, so please don't hah..

Well no one would force you to click play...
Unless you wanted too.

haha true.. but you know that if you did it, Bilbo would be so happy that he'd have to make it his new Sigi.. and then i'd see it all over the main boards.. don't do it!!

[Andre]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

[kingfrnk]

i dont need to measure mine. if she moans, screams, scratches my back, etc then theres no need for measuring

[CGM]

we should have a contest.

[Spicoli]

I have to go running and screaming back tp BIG H's ass nibbling thread.....becoming confused but yet slightly .......mystified

[Diane]

we should have a contest.

I'll be the judge!!

[CutMeMick]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

Reminds of the a joke where 2 fellas go to the urinals they leave a urinal empty between then when suddenly a tall, big, black man walks in and takes the empty urinal. He unzips his pants and pulls it out. The 2 friends both looked down in shock and disbelieve. The man walks away and 1 of the friends says to the other "Did you see that, holy shit! did you see the size of that?" The friend replies "Wait a minute, I'm still trying to figure out if he was taking a piss or did he bring it to drink water..."

[Andre]

Hahahaha,Classic.

Think I told you this one before, but a great trick when in front of the piss trough and everyone is in that slience uncomfortable mode ;You finish your piss tap your shoe lightly against the metal twice and say "Fukkin thing" as you zip up.
Gets a laugh from the smarter ones.

[Trainer Monkey]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

[Drago]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

ha ha quality

[Trainer Monkey]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

ha ha quality

Thats one of those "funny in hindsight" sort of things.
The cat used to sleep with me all the time,and he liked to play,so Id humor him by flicking my fingers under the covers and letting him pounce on them,with the logic of,hey,it hurts less then if he was hitting bare skin,and it humors the cat. I wasnt awake for most of the incident,but either I moved wrong,or was having a better class of dream,and the giant furball must have thought I was playing.
There is no alarm clock on earth that works as well as a cat claw stuck through two layers of blanket and in to that area. You wake up damned quick