Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[RP33]

safe to say that if anyone posts "themselves" on here, i will probably never post again, so please don't hah..

Well no one would force you to click play...
Unless you wanted too.

haha true.. but you know that if you did it, Bilbo would be so happy that he'd have to make it his new Sigi.. and then i'd see it all over the main boards.. don't do it!!

[Andre]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

[kingfrnk]

i dont need to measure mine. if she moans, screams, scratches my back, etc then theres no need for measuring

[CGM]

we should have a contest.

[Spicoli]

I have to go running and screaming back tp BIG H's ass nibbling thread.....becoming confused but yet slightly .......mystified

[Diane]

we should have a contest.

I'll be the judge!!

[CutMeMick]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

Reminds of the a joke where 2 fellas go to the urinals they leave a urinal empty between then when suddenly a tall, big, black man walks in and takes the empty urinal. He unzips his pants and pulls it out. The 2 friends both looked down in shock and disbelieve. The man walks away and 1 of the friends says to the other "Did you see that, holy shit! did you see the size of that?" The friend replies "Wait a minute, I'm still trying to figure out if he was taking a piss or did he bring it to drink water..."

[Andre]

Hahahaha,Classic.

Think I told you this one before, but a great trick when in front of the piss trough and everyone is in that slience uncomfortable mode ;You finish your piss tap your shoe lightly against the metal twice and say "Fukkin thing" as you zip up.
Gets a laugh from the smarter ones.

[Trainer Monkey]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

[Drago]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

ha ha quality

[Trainer Monkey]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

ha ha quality

Thats one of those "funny in hindsight" sort of things.
The cat used to sleep with me all the time,and he liked to play,so Id humor him by flicking my fingers under the covers and letting him pounce on them,with the logic of,hey,it hurts less then if he was hitting bare skin,and it humors the cat. I wasnt awake for most of the incident,but either I moved wrong,or was having a better class of dream,and the giant furball must have thought I was playing.
There is no alarm clock on earth that works as well as a cat claw stuck through two layers of blanket and in to that area. You wake up damned quick

[brucelee]

as long as the condom fits, you're okay.



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

[brucelee]

btw, the next thread should be titled this way " are you circumcised or not?"

[kingfrnk]

as long as the condom fits, you're okay.



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

the pain of embarrasment