Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[CutMeMick]

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?

Reminds of the a joke where 2 fellas go to the urinals they leave a urinal empty between then when suddenly a tall, big, black man walks in and takes the empty urinal. He unzips his pants and pulls it out. The 2 friends both looked down in shock and disbelieve. The man walks away and 1 of the friends says to the other "Did you see that, holy shit! did you see the size of that?" The friend replies "Wait a minute, I'm still trying to figure out if he was taking a piss or did he bring it to drink water..."

[Andre]

Hahahaha,Classic.

Think I told you this one before, but a great trick when in front of the piss trough and everyone is in that slience uncomfortable mode ;You finish your piss tap your shoe lightly against the metal twice and say "Fukkin thing" as you zip up.
Gets a laugh from the smarter ones.