Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it?


Reminds of the a joke where 2 fellas go to the urinals they leave a urinal empty between then when suddenly a tall, big, black man walks in and takes the empty urinal. He unzips his pants and pulls it out. The 2 friends both looked down in shock and disbelieve. The man walks away and 1 of the friends says to the other "Did you see that, holy shit! did you see the size of that?" The friend replies "Wait a minute, I'm still trying to figure out if he was taking a piss or did he bring it to drink water..."