Santa's Last Christmas

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To the tune of Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage...

Elves...
We are workin in Santa's shop
With our tools in our hands and our toys for tots
we really wish that we could stop
but we're worried that Santa can read our thoughts
and he'll give us such a bop
it'll make our heads reel and will hurt us lots...

So we're workin round the clock
On pokeman toys and a blasting cap
That'll fit in a Christmas sock
or under a tree at the laundromat
Be the first one on your block
WIth a cockroach robot in a party hat...

We remember when we were young
We could roam where we wanted and express our joys
but we lived on reindeer dung
got kicked in the nuts by laplander boys
who were jealous cause we were hung
so we headed for the north where the ice annoys
and the Christmas bells are rung
Now we're stuck in a workshop makin Santa's toys...

Santa...
Gimme that guitar!

And the years went rollin by
Heavy presents were all the rage
There were reindeer in the sky
Kids asked for canaries in a rabbit cage
as the pants that they wore high
till America hit another stage
and the magic word was bi

Now the magic word is bi
Now the magic word is bi

( loud guitar solo with various screams mutterings in the background )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJN5gnsAj_Q

[CGM]

This one has ground control to santa claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkzyN...eature=channel

[CGM]

This features Santa claus's Elven Toyshop Band, to the tune of a famous Beatles tune. Sit back and let the Christmas flow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpuzR...eature=channel


The End.