Hey Biblo, quick question..

[Kev]

Sorry to hear about your bro Diz. I respectfully suggest that his outlook will improve dramatically the moment he finds his 2nd piece of tail. or even just a blow job from someone new.

Plus if she really is a fat ugly beast then he should be crying tears of joy.

imagine commiting to spend the rest of your life with an ugly obese person,

He got a lucky escape.

Actually this reminds me of a great Jimmy Carr joke where his girlfriend asks him if he'd stay with her if she lost a leg and he said 'Hell I'd leave you if you put on 5 lbs!'