The top 10 things to do before you die prediction thread

[BoxingGorilla]

10. Call 911
9. Burn all your possesions so no one else can enjoy them.
8. Log onto Saddo's and let everyone know why you won't be making anymore predictions.
7. Frame Bilbo for murder by writing "Bilbo did it." in your own blood.
6. Pet your puppy. No. An actually Puppy, Clubber.
5. Refill all your medications
4. Hope that the life that flashes before your eyes is CutMeMick's.
3. Change your undies.
2. Rub hand sanitizer all over your body.
1. Pray/Have a panic attack.

P.S. I picked myself.

[Andre]

10. Call 911
9. Burn all your possesions so no one else can enjoy them.
8. Log onto Saddo's and let everyone know why you won't be making anymore predictions.
7. Frame Bilbo for murder by writing "Bilbo did it." in your own blood.
6. Pet your puppy. No. An actually Puppy, Clubber.
5. Refill all your medications
4. Hope that the life that flashes before your eyes is CutMeMick's.
3. Change your undies.
2. Rub hand sanitizer all over your body.
1. Pray/Have a panic attack.

P.S. I picked myself.

Funny man. cool stuff.

I hope its a long life that flashes past us and all the good stuff we get to relive in like real time. (then it would feel like we just had two lives).

[brucelee]

For Bilbo:


1. Call all family members
2. Ask forgiveness to all he caused pains especially to all the girls he promised marriage.
3. Start a thread about giving the clan leadership to me
4. Make a thread with a title: "The top 10 things to do before you die prediction thread"
5. Make a poem dedicated to Julius Rain and Brucelee
6. Donate all his books to brucelee ( in case you plan of doing this, i'll give you my full name and my address)
7. Rename his beneficiariy to brucelee (to my real name)
8. Buy brucelee some gadgets.... I love electronic gadgets!!!!
9. Buy a two way ticket for brucelee to attend bilbo's funeral.
10. Last but not the least, ask sorry to God for watching all those porn movies and for being lustful.


sorry Bilb's. Peace bro.


You brought this post to yourself for starting this thread.

[Violent Demise]

kel list

1- Make my bed every day so mom don't yell
2- Limit playing Atari from 15 hours a day to 10
3- Convince dad to have my 25th birthday party at the zoo
4- Stop looking at guys dikks when they pee (that's going to be hard)
5- Try and talk to girls.
6- Save up money to buy a bike. Getting tired of bus riding
7- Stop crying every time dad gets mad and yells at me
8- Get a job. $10 dollars a week allowance not enough no more
9- Work up the courage to to tell mom that the noise her head makes when it bangs the head board is getting to loud. It's keeping me awake
10- Log on to Saddo and hope Violent D is not telling everybody the truth about me

[CGM]

ok , Cut Me Mick, before he dies, wants to, in no particular order...

1. Bone Jessica Alba
2. Bone Maria Conchita Alonzo
3. Bone Salma Hayek
4. Have his dick enshrined in some hall of fame somewhere.
5. Write a book about his experiences licking arseholes
6. Become moderator of a Saddo's bulletin board called "how to make love to a woman"
7. Smoke his pipe.
8. Manufacture his own line of fruit flavored lubricants
9. more of the same.
10. more of the same.

[OumaFan]

Bilbo's gonna confront that little girl down the street one of these days.

I also think he should wake up one morning, walk into the bathroom, put his hands on his cheeks and scream "aaaaahhh"

I don't know, for some reason he reminds me of Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone

I can't think of ten for anybody really. Except maybe a few people I don't like but I don't feel like being mean.