The top 10 things to do before you die prediction thread

[Violent Demise]

kel list

1- Make my bed every day so mom don't yell
2- Limit playing Atari from 15 hours a day to 10
3- Convince dad to have my 25th birthday party at the zoo
4- Stop looking at guys dikks when they pee (that's going to be hard)
5- Try and talk to girls.
6- Save up money to buy a bike. Getting tired of bus riding
7- Stop crying every time dad gets mad and yells at me
8- Get a job. $10 dollars a week allowance not enough no more
9- Work up the courage to to tell mom that the noise her head makes when it bangs the head board is getting to loud. It's keeping me awake
10- Log on to Saddo and hope Violent D is not telling everybody the truth about me

[CGM]

ok , Cut Me Mick, before he dies, wants to, in no particular order...

1. Bone Jessica Alba
2. Bone Maria Conchita Alonzo
3. Bone Salma Hayek
4. Have his dick enshrined in some hall of fame somewhere.
5. Write a book about his experiences licking arseholes
6. Become moderator of a Saddo's bulletin board called "how to make love to a woman"
7. Smoke his pipe.
8. Manufacture his own line of fruit flavored lubricants
9. more of the same.
10. more of the same.

[OumaFan]

Bilbo's gonna confront that little girl down the street one of these days.

I also think he should wake up one morning, walk into the bathroom, put his hands on his cheeks and scream "aaaaahhh"

I don't know, for some reason he reminds me of Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone

I can't think of ten for anybody really. Except maybe a few people I don't like but I don't feel like being mean.