Not everything went as planned, but I had a good 'un. I wanted to go to Mongolian BBQ and then a flick, but we got to the restaurant and realized we didn't have the baby's epi-pens (peanut allergies). So we went someplace else and skipped the movie, but we went to Dave and Buster's (it's like an adult arcade). Somewhere in there, the missus whipped out a bottle of Jack she got for me and I was in hog heaven. I'll be enjoying that for a nice little while.

Damn right I deserve my own thread. I'm bigger than Jesus.