The top 10 things to do before you die prediction thread

[CGM]

ok , Cut Me Mick, before he dies, wants to, in no particular order...

1. Bone Jessica Alba
2. Bone Maria Conchita Alonzo
3. Bone Salma Hayek
4. Have his dick enshrined in some hall of fame somewhere.
5. Write a book about his experiences licking arseholes
6. Become moderator of a Saddo's bulletin board called "how to make love to a woman"
7. Smoke his pipe.
8. Manufacture his own line of fruit flavored lubricants
9. more of the same.
10. more of the same.

[OumaFan]

Bilbo's gonna confront that little girl down the street one of these days.

I also think he should wake up one morning, walk into the bathroom, put his hands on his cheeks and scream "aaaaahhh"

I don't know, for some reason he reminds me of Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone

I can't think of ten for anybody really. Except maybe a few people I don't like but I don't feel like being mean.