Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[AdamGB]

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.




Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice So what's next? We'll have a female condom that will measure how nicely tight or how flabby loose a girl is? I wonder how many girls here can get an eco down there .

It'd be like stirring paint with a match stick!

[Chino]

AdamGB,
Heheheheh! If condoms are sold by size, how about female condoms? Are they also sold by tightness/flabbyness?

[Kev]

AdamGB,
Heheheheh! If condoms are sold by size, how about female condoms? Are they also sold by tightness/flabbyness?

It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.

And yet we can all have sex just fine, so it seems that someone at least is lying.

Of course all my ex's have had flabbies if not when me met then certainly by the time we broke up

[Scrap]

Fortunatly I when I was younger, I had 12 inch but didnt use it as a Rule

[CGM]

Lol scrap.

The biggest problem I have is trying to take a picture when it is erect. I have to stand in one spot for a few minutes, then come back to the same spot a couple of hours later to actually snap the picture, cause that's how long it takes light bouncing off the knob end to make it back to my camera lens.

[Scrap]

The first time I made love to the Wife, I thought Id done terriffic. Then I found out she had Ashma.

[JT Rock]

The first time I made love to the Wife, I thought Id done terriffic. Then I found out she had Ashma.

I nearly choked on my sandwich

[AdamGB]

Lol scrap.

The biggest problem I have is trying to take a picture when it is erect. I have to stand in one spot for a few minutes, then come back to the same spot a couple of hours later to actually snap the picture, cause that's how long it takes light bouncing off the knob end to make it back to my camera lens.

You must have a really long torso

[CGM]

Lol scrap.

The biggest problem I have is trying to take a picture when it is erect. I have to stand in one spot for a few minutes, then come back to the same spot a couple of hours later to actually snap the picture, cause that's how long it takes light bouncing off the knob end to make it back to my camera lens.

You must have a really long torso

touche!

[JT Rock]

I solved the size problem years ago.... if she asks for 6 inches I put it in 2X

[JT Rock]

I solved the size problem years ago.... if she asks for 6 inches I put it in 2X

the two girls after my 1st 3 some

[Chino]

It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.

Exactly.

[CGM]

It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.

Exactly.

You're telling me that woman actually boast to each other, about how tight their pussies are? Like guys boast about their dicks? Granted, I am not privvy to a lot of girl talks, but I do find this hard to believe.

"OOhhhh tee hee hee. I could break brass bolts with my vaginal scrunch!"

somehow I doubt it.

[Chino]

Thing is that everybody can make fun of a guy's manhood's size. We hear it in songs, movies, jokes, gossip, etc. But women being flabby loose is so underrated. I am not sure if women ever think that the same way they can criticize men for being small they can also be criticized for being flabby loose, not tight at all, etc.

[Kev]

It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.

Exactly.

You're telling me that woman actually boast to each other, about how tight their pussies are? Like guys boast about their dicks? Granted, I am not privvy to a lot of girl talks, but I do find this hard to believe.

"OOhhhh tee hee hee. I could break brass bolts with my vaginal scrunch!"

somehow I doubt it.

They may not boast exactly, but next time your with a girl tell her you could pilot a canoe up her birth canal and judge her response.

The next girl tell her you'd be lucky to get your little finger inside and see who responds better.