Supposedly "great" movies that kind of sucked

[Kev]

Actually the gimp suit is less gay as Batman has ears, a fancy yellow belt and a fucking cape

[Dizaster]

Actually the gimp suit is less gay as Batman has ears, a fancy yellow belt and a fucking cape

Actually yeah you know what? Maybe it worked in comic books in the 70's, Maybe.. But dressing up as a rubber bat in the 2000's is total fashion suicide.. It's very homoerotic and I agree that apart from the cape, it is a gimp suit.. With the cape, it is just over the top gay... He looks like a retro nerd going to a comic book convention in Vegas, not a badass super bad hero that criminals shake in their boots because the "bat" man is coming...

If he was an evil hibrid where he got bitten by a rabbies bat from a nuke testing zone and the he grew like bat wings and fangs and a nasty Valuev hairy chest and back and point ears, and flew in taking chunks out of bad guys, that would be bad ass!! But put it this way, give him a metal throwing knife in the shape of a bat, and he's a bad ass warrior.. Put a whip in his hand and cut out circle for his junk to flop out of, and he's some sick freak in an underground porn movie where some girl mixes 8 mens sperm in a bowl and cracks an egg into it and then drinks it....

How come no one else see's that?

[Kev]

Actually the gimp suit is less gay as Batman has ears, a fancy yellow belt and a fucking cape

Actually yeah you know what? Maybe it worked in comic books in the 70's, Maybe.. But dressing up as a rubber bat in the 2000's is total fashion suicide.. It's very homoerotic and I agree that apart from the cape, it is a gimp suit.. With the cape, it is just over the top gay... He looks like a retro nerd going to a comic book convention in Vegas, not a badass super bad hero that criminals shake in their boots because the "bat" man is coming...

If he was an evil hibrid where he got bitten by a rabbies bat from a nuke testing zone and the he grew like bat wings and fangs and a nasty Valuev hairy chest and back and point ears, and flew in taking chunks out of bad guys, that would be bad ass!! But put it this way, give him a metal throwing knife in the shape of a bat, and he's a bad ass warrior.. Put a whip in his hand and cut out circle for his junk to flop out of, and he's some sick freak in an underground porn movie where some girl mixes 8 mens sperm in a bowl and cracks an egg into it and then drinks it....

How come no one else see's that?

haha so true Diz, I'm baffled by these people who insist it's a dark film. One is dressed as a bat, the other dressed as a clown. They didn't put him in the film to try and keep it dark but of course Batman had a sidekick that looked like this





I laugh my ass off at Amat. He think I'M gay yet believes Batman is 'badass' and cool and not in the least bit camp?


He's the most ridiculous and openly gay superhero ever invented. Seriously who has a sidekick dressed like Robin? Ok so the director decided to remove him from this film, becuase he realised he was too gay, but he's still part of Batman lore, you can't change facts just by not including him.

It's like making a film about George Michael and and omitting all the times he was caught attemtping to wank off cops in public toilets or fucking old men in their vans on Hampstead Heath and instead portraying him as a red blooded hetrosexual serial womaniser.

It just ain't going to work becuase we all know he's a fucking bender

[CGM]

It's "dark" in the sense that the Joker turned the prosecutor/DA into a killer, that was a key part of the story, but I wouldn't call it "brilliant", nor was it anything that could be taken seriously

[Kev]

It's "dark" in the sense that the Joker turned the prosecutor/DA into a killer, that was a key part of the story, but I wouldn't call it "brilliant", nor was it anything that could be taken seriously

Exactly, it's just campy sci fun for comic book nerds and virgins, hence Amat is a big fan. Nice to see that most other red blooded males on this site over 15 can at least recognise it for the homoerotic pansy crap that it is

[CGM]

It's "dark" in the sense that the Joker turned the prosecutor/DA into a killer, that was a key part of the story, but I wouldn't call it "brilliant", nor was it anything that could be taken seriously

Exactly, it's just campy sci fun for comic book nerds and virgins, hence Amat is a big fan. Nice to see that most other red blooded males on this site over 15 can at least recognise it for the homoerotic pansy crap that it is

Hold on a sec, you are ascribing meaning to my post that just isn't there. I never said anything about homoerotic pansy crap. I don't consider that I have the expertise to make that kind of judgement.

[Kev]

It's "dark" in the sense that the Joker turned the prosecutor/DA into a killer, that was a key part of the story, but I wouldn't call it "brilliant", nor was it anything that could be taken seriously

Exactly, it's just campy sci fun for comic book nerds and virgins, hence Amat is a big fan. Nice to see that most other red blooded males on this site over 15 can at least recognise it for the homoerotic pansy crap that it is

Hold on a sec, you are ascribing meaning to my post that just isn't there. I never said anything about homoerotic pansy crap. I don't consider that I have the expertise to make that kind of judgement.

So you don't think the idea of a man in a bat suit and cape who lives underground and goes to war against a man dressed as a a clown is camp?

Especially when this 'Batman' also has a young boy friend who wears tights and a cape calls himself Robin and they hang out together and fight evil.

Ok so the director thankfully decided not to give Robin any screen time in this film, but he's still there, part of the Bat 'lore' so to speak.

Batman is a gay fetishist, and depending on how old Robin actually is, maybe a very dirty old man indeed.

It's not cool, badass, or clever, it's just very very sad.